My dog was born free and likes to run free. Don't tell me , "Your dog needs to be on a leash." Them's fightin' words. Who do you think you are, you superior, uptight, hoity toity runner/biker/walker? Or "Hi, I'm with the Foothill Trails Coalition. The signs say clearly, 'All animals need to be on a leash at all times.' Can I have your name? Can I have your name? (Silence) Okay." Because, I will stare at you, I will stare at you icily and will not answer. I will just barely not say, "Bite me". I will not apologize, and I will most certainly not give you my name!!!!!! My dog has enough energy to light up my neighborhood, if only I could figure out how to harness it. I am doing my arm and my dog a favor by letting her off her leash on paved trails, WHEN HARDLY ANYONE IS AROUND; and she is as gentle and dumb as a lamb, doesn't chase people or hardly even balls and sticks. You should get a life and understand, and look the other way. And have leash law amnesia. Me and my dog, and my misuse of grammar by saying "me and my dog" should be excused, just because I am so incredibly special and unique and want it that way. You are not the boss of me. As long as I don't find a fine in my mail box or windshield.
I don't know why my links list shows only 3 names visibly. The rest, you have to scroll over. INFURIATING, it is, to be in the dark on this maddening mystery. Suggestions?
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I am honored to be one of your mystery links!
Waaaait a minute...On MY computer, Brad and I are the only mystery link...everyone else shows up clear as day. Is each person a mystery link to themself? (Does that even make sense the way I phrased it?) I think we need to hire Nancy Drew to figure this one out!
Okay, Okay! NOW- every time I click on one of the links and go to that person's blog...when I come BACK to YOUR blog, that person's link has disappeared and become a mystery link! Hmmmm- probably everybody else knows this already. I have no suggestions of how to fix this. Just observing...And for a while I couldn't figure out how to comment again because your comment link thang became mysterious and disappeared.
The visited recently link color must be the same as your background color.
I copied and pasted each person's url from the whatchamacallit where it says http://www. etc. Some would say http://persons address, some would say http://www.person's address. It's all black ink, and when I went back to edit, all the names were clearly visible. But when I previewed, only 3 were. Argh!!!
Okay, I just redid all those links. For some reason, it worked this time. One of them, I had to do 5 times for it to take visibly. I hope I didn't leave anyone out.
They have those leash laws for a reason...
Yes, leash laws are for other people's dangerous dogs.
Sounds like Grandpa's independent snip of a granddaughter! Rowr...
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