10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer*
10. The monitor is up on blocks.*
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.*
8. The six front keys have rotted out.*
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.*
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.*
5. The password is "Bubba".*
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.*
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).*
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...*
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".